Saturday, October 14, 2006

Ignorance isnt always bliss

Jonathan: So why does it say that all these buidings (at the summer Palace) were burnt down by the Anglo-French Alliance?

Tour guide: Well you know, the Opium Wars....

J: Oh, right. They actually burnt everything down?

T: Well China was selling a lot of top quality goods to the West, but not buying anything. The west wanted to fix this inequality and tried to sell drugs to the poor chinese people.

J: Mmmm

T: And we didnt want to buy their drugs... so they invaded us!

J: *cough* what?

T: Yes England invaded us...

J: Right

T: And, also, there was this french priest who was trying to spread Christinanity and he broke some law, and we tried to punish him, but the french didnt like that... so they invaded us!

J: Oh right... *rolling eyes*

T: You are from Sweden right, you didnt invade us did you?


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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha......that tour guide lady was wayyyyyy to funny!

October 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry...wasn't done...that sweden question was funny as hell...i was laughing in tears...when did she say that? i dun even remember...but then again i wasn;t really paying attention to her!

October 14, 2006  
Blogger Adam said...

well i had a little talk with her as we were walking along the corridor. Those paintings were so boring

J

October 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because Sweden has invaded every single country in the world. det roligaste är faktum, Sverie är ett nördigt neutralt land. :) but I love it anyways. love

October 15, 2006  

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